porti

another way of saying poo

Eww... is that porti?

by florac6 February 18, 2008

Porty

Partying is for Fags and Portying is for brothers. Portying=Slaying Hos and Silver Soda to the Max.

I was drinkin this Budweiser and Portyin with this Girl

by sourdoejack October 8, 2009

porty

A porty is someone that struggles to finish a meal and needs to ask for a doggy-bag so they can finish their meal another time.

I can't believe you cannot finish your dinner, you're a right porty!

by Fusse October 3, 2011

portie

to smell like a porta-a-potty when you get done going to the bathroom

wow it smells like portie!!

by jeanishness May 29, 2009

Portis

Unusally large, hairy, forocious, elusive species of moon crickets. Most are afraid of water, and are easily aggitated. Their voice is very low tone, and they tend to show their teeth as a sign of aggression.
Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.

Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.

by Mista Spyda June 19, 2008

pull a porty

to exclude somone in a mean way and make them cry

I just noticed my "friends" pull a porty on me

by johnSmithsonian May 5, 2011

Clinton Portis

Washington Redskins running back who routinely dresses up in outrageous costumes for his weekly news conferences, as well as playing at an All Pro level throughout his career.

Dude, I totally pulled a Clinton Portis yesterday and put on a wig for my interview.

by P. Ved January 18, 2006