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Eww... is that porti?
porti by florac6 February 23, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
The word that someone asked IShowSpeed to search up on Google, Eventually leading into him getting exposed for watching PornHub
"Search Porti"
"P"
"Po"
"POR"(nhub)
"Port"
"Porti"
Ishowspeed: I'm confused..
Porti by Radin Happier September 30, 2022
Related Words
It’s slimy and squishy and brown clumpy and yumy
Bhai Porti ara hai!
PORTI by Porti123 July 2, 2022
It’s slimy and squishy and brown clumpy and yummy

Ps. Goes good with masala
Bhai Porti ara hai!
PORTI by Porti123 July 2, 2022

Porti-Play 

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty.
After being in the field for a month, porti-play doesn't sound half bad.
Porti-Play by ShitSoldiersSay August 31, 2017

Porti-Play 

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty.
After being in the field for a month, porti-play doesn't sound half bad.
Porti-Play by ShitSoldiersSay August 31, 2017

Partisan hack 

Matthew Kacsmaryk
The faithful partisan hack Matthew Kacsmaryk applies the laws differently based on the party that appointed him with little grasp of logic or fairness.
Partisan hack by GhstChild March 18, 2023
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