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the absolute worst highschool in lelystad, netherlands. the school itself thinks theyre appealing to the younger generations, but in reality everyone fucking hates the school. the only reason this page exists is because im bored to death in spanish class
hey! i am mentally challenged and i look like rocky dennis, thats why i chose porteum to be my highschool!
Porteum by Porteum November 13, 2023
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A Portuguese kid that comes to North America, and tries to sell his stale breadsticks.
1- EWW, what the Fump is this?
2- that would be my breadsticks :(
1- THERE FUMPING STALE.
1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.
PORTUMAN by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 15, 2009
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portemonnaie

German for "wallet" or "man purse".

In the most common context in the United States, the word portemonnaie is used to refer to an extremely large, feminine, extravagant, and overly gilded wallet in which a male uses. Most can fit keys and even cell phones comfortably inside of them. However, use of the word "portemonnaie" is always in a teasing or insulting context.
Markin: I got a new portemonnaie, yay!
Kirk: Very homosexual looking..
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noun
a more insulting way of saying man purse
When my friend brought his portemonnaie to school I started to question his sexual preference.
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French- Porteur- carrier
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