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the absolute worst highschool in lelystad, netherlands. the school itself thinks theyre appealing to the younger generations, but in reality everyone fucking hates the school. the only reason this page exists is because im bored to death in spanish class
hey! i am mentally challenged and i look like rocky dennis, thats why i chose porteum to be my highschool!
Porteum by Porteum November 13, 2023
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A Portuguese kid that comes to North America, and tries to sell his stale breadsticks.
1- EWW, what the Fump is this?
2- that would be my breadsticks :(
1- THERE FUMPING STALE.
1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.
PORTUMAN by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 15, 2009
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portemonnaie

German for "wallet" or "man purse".

In the most common context in the United States, the word portemonnaie is used to refer to an extremely large, feminine, extravagant, and overly gilded wallet in which a male uses. Most can fit keys and even cell phones comfortably inside of them. However, use of the word "portemonnaie" is always in a teasing or insulting context.
Markin: I got a new portemonnaie, yay!
Kirk: Very homosexual looking..
portemonnaie by Purifico May 29, 2004

portemonnaie

noun
a more insulting way of saying man purse
When my friend brought his portemonnaie to school I started to question his sexual preference.
portemonnaie by Billy Bob May 28, 2004
French- Porteur- carrier
Porteur by Jeannine Porteur February 4, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019