Porneatery 

When someone sick with a gastrointestinal bug or on a diet watches Food Network and covets.

Bob has had the stomach bug for a week and I caught him yesterday watching Guy Fieri and engaging in porneatery.

I hate Sharrons diet, all she does is watch Alton Brown and porneat.

Porneatery by UnapologeticApologetic January 21, 2011

Pornetry 

A genre or type of music that infuses smooth melodies with intimacy-based lyrics. To put it mildly, it is Erotica set to music.

I heard this sexy song that talked about a three way in such detail, it was like Pornetry.

Pornetry by B.DeVINE December 15, 2012

Pornetry 

The infusion of smooth melodic sounds with intimacy-based spoken word, basically it is Erotica set to music.

I heard this song on the radio that talked about a threesome in such detail it was like watching or listening to a dirty movie, like pornetry. It made me hot & Ooh, I loved every second of it.

Pornetry by B.DeVINE December 15, 2012

Pornatry 

Vulgar, sexually explicit poetry. Basically a cross between porn and poetry.

"Wow, Marc writes some great Pornatry!"

Pornatry by image95 August 30, 2011

Pornetry 

Porn poetry.

Auden's clandestine pornetry, as exampled in "The Platonic Blow," is considered by some scholars to be the sexual hinge of the 20th century.

Pornetry by jsr87 December 30, 2013