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When someone sick with a gastrointestinal bug or on a diet watches Food Network and covets.
Bob has had the stomach bug for a week and I caught him yesterday watching Guy Fieri and engaging in porneatery.

I hate Sharrons diet, all she does is watch Alton Brown and porneat.
by UnapologeticApologetic January 20, 2011
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