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Nerd Porn 

Any science related media including magazines and television on the topics of math, physics, geology, cosmology etc that excites a self described nerd.
I was watching the science channel and my girlfriend accused me of wanting to look at Nerd Porn instead of her.
Nerd Porn by Coyote628 September 6, 2013

nerd porn 

any catalog selling software, computer hardware, or any computer-related product
"Ooh! Nerd porn! Nerd porn!" SPLOOGE
nerd porn by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

nerd porn 

Any very technical computer program, book, magazine or website being looked at by tech or trades people at work
'Oh, you're looking at nerd porn again. I'll come back in 5.'
'No, this the algorithm to diagnose parameter problems with the core structural matrix.'
'Like I said, nerd porn. I'll be back in 5.'
nerd porn by hooty mcboobs November 5, 2012

nerd porn 

any entertainment out there that is nutriouslly deprived of factual information. It is usually out dated entertainment from a time long gone.. usually old corny, TV shows, movies, comic books, pulp fiction novels or old video games.. with sci-fi fantasy, westerns, crime, comedy, and action adventure. usually long forgottened (by the mainstream media) forsept people who are historians or totally nerds of fanatics of sometimes well known stuff like star wars star treky or super man or spider man, that is usually cult material..

It is usually seeing the relationship of similarity of creatures and land scapes of well known entertainments that have sub-chartures that are easly forgotten. stuff writers and artist steal from each other easly with out being sued for infringement.
Geek says: man did you see that artical on were that monster on star trek came from it came from that 1920s silent film that has been lost. I wish I could have found that copy of that silent film..
Nerd says back: man that is compleat nerd porn you sould get a girl friend man.
nerd porn by bri fire August 2, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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