Porn phone
Your old phone you use to watch porn on, so as to not corrupt your new expensive device with crap, and save you embarrassment when using your phone with others.
Porn phone by Jmgeneious January 10, 2019
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porn phone
A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.
“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
porn phone by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019
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pornphones • phone porn • pornaphone • Pornophones • pornpone • Poon Phone • porn • Porn Addict • porn brain • porn flakes
Porn Phone
Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
Porn Phone by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017
phone porn
phone porn by Maty_the_hunn April 14, 2016
pornphones
headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.
A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.
pornphones by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010
pornaphone
Mythical instrument that produces the funky music often heard as background music in 1970s-era adult films.
pornaphone by B December 1, 2004
pornpone
Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.
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