Porn phone

Your old phone you use to watch porn on, so as to not corrupt your new expensive device with crap, and save you embarrassment when using your phone with others.

Jimmy, Is that your porn phone in the bathroom cabinet?

by Jmgeneious January 10, 2019

porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.

“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”

by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019

Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!

FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.

by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017

phone porn

Having sex over the phone with a woman or a man who makes money of of your calls

I use phone porn all the time it almost the same as phone sex.

by Maty_the_hunn April 14, 2016

pornphones

headphones on your desk that you use primarily for watching porn even though you claim that they're there for listening to music.

A: Why do you have headphones by your home computer?
B: sometimes I like listening to music while I work.
A: Yeah, but you have speakers and you live alone. Seems to me like they're your pornphones.
B: I don't watch porn.
A: Bullshit, and your pornphones are exhibit A.

by theinfamoushw January 10, 2010

pornaphone

Mythical instrument that produces the funky music often heard as background music in 1970s-era adult films.

The music on Match Game '76 sounds like it comes from a pornaphone.

by B December 1, 2004

pornpone

Pornography (almost always amateur) made by white trash rednecks for white trash rednecks and featuring white trash rednecks.

I just saw some pornpone that had a guy with a corn cob shoved up his ass.

by Char H January 11, 2006