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porcupotamus 

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.
"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."
porcupotamus by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006
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porcupotamus 

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.
"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."
porcupotamus by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006

Porkopotamus 

A large, slutty female that’s alway DTF.
Rachel is a Porkopotamus.

I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.

portopotamus 

Hey Joe! Look at that Portopotamus!
portopotamus by Jessicamegan July 3, 2008

pornapotamus 

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.
I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.
pornapotamus by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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