The act of slapping a piece of ham on your partners back during sex. Preferably doggy style but technique can be altered for your preference.
"Yeah Kylie we porked the york this morning. That's what I call breakfast in bed!"
by Young Dj JJ Thickems August 31, 2017
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American hero Alvin C. York, he captured a shitload of germans by himself. When he got home, he choked his wife with his pork.

Nick- "Dude, we watched a faggoty movie on some faggot who was faggot with another German faggot."

Christian- "Yeah, that was Alvin "The Pork" York."
by The Pork November 4, 2006
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