Pork Swords
"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."
Pork Swords by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008
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pork swords
An alternate term for "sword fight" which is when two guys play with each other's erect cocks as if they were sword fighting with each other.
pork swords by Ryver August 3, 2006
pork sword pneumonia
The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!
pork sword pneumonia by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018
pork sword reward
pork sword reward by Cock Neck July 29, 2012
Pork sword
Pork sword by That's men's talk October 4, 2011
Pork Sword Swallower
One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.
My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.
Pork Sword Swallower by Craven Snatch January 7, 2009
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pork sword by pax September 18, 2003
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