Pork Swords

Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".
"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."
by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008
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Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.
by That's men's talk October 04, 2011
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"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"
by pax September 18, 2003
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I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!
by ave-it April 11, 2003
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Look at his huge pork sword!
by Courtnie Brown. January 03, 2009
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The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis
A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"
by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003
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The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.
"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"
by richard piper June 29, 2004
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