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Pork Pulled Sandwich 

When a women wearing a pig suit is double teamed in the mouth and from behind. Piggy must remain oinking. It's also known as the boink and oink.
ex.1
John: Man how good would that ho look all greased up?
Guy: Oh hells yeah player. She's craving a pork pulled sandwich.

ex.2
Guy: Dude we are at a farm what is with the erection?
John: Sorry Bro, but ever since we gave Cassie a pork pulled sandwich the sight of a pig gives me a raging boner.
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Pulled-pork Sandwich 

A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.
I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.
Pulled-pork Sandwich by Kwazimoto August 23, 2008

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.
Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.
“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”

Pulled Pork Sandwich

A pulled pork sandwich is when a girls pussy resembles pulled pork and her camel toe resembles two sesame seed buns hints the name pulled pork sandwich. It is even more so like a pulled pork sandwich if she is having her period and the blood would resemble the BBQ sauce.
"dude I asked her for a pic and she sent me a pic of her pulled pork sandwich."

Or

"so me and my girl were doing 69 and right then is when I realized she had a pulled pork sandwich then she released blood from her pussy into my mouth."
Pulled Pork Sandwich by Dirk Diver August 25, 2011

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When you slather barbeque sauce on your penis and use it as lubricant while you have anal sex, then when you reach completion, ejaculate in between your partner's butt cheeks.
I had at least 3 bottles of barbeque sauce left after the cook out, good thing my girlfriend was up for a pulled pork sandwich.
Pulled Pork Sandwich by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010
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