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pork pies 

As in porky pies = lies, pork pies = eyes
"You keep your pork pies off my trouble’s bacon, if you know what’s good for you."
pork pies by rekay March 10, 2005

Pork Pies (also porkies) 

The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout 

I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath 

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.
"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026