Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole

“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”

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pork missle

the bologna pony express
a.k.a.- pocket rocket, the pussy pounder, flesh pop, the male genetalia, minus the scrotum, of an outright phallical nature.

Oh shit, oh fuck, the pork missle is armed and ready to blow.

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Slamming down hot dogs at a sporting event as a spectator or participant.

Can’t wait to golf tomorrow. Slamming pork missiles, hitting nukes and Sundays are for the boys.

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