pork eye 

When Link touches his eye after fondling pork.

Link rubbed his eye after eating Cuban pork with his fingers, resulting in pork eye.

pork eye by Xococo April 17, 2023

pork eye 

When you just ate pork and you rub your eye, getting pork juices in your eyeball.

"You want pork eye, not pink eye."
"I got the pork eye man stay away, stay away unless you want a lil' *oink* *oink* *oink*"

pork eye by EndersTenders April 17, 2023

Pork Eye 

It is definitely something on Urban Dictionary

Stevie: “guys, Pork Eye is definitely something on urban dictionary”

Pork Eye by 010Rusty April 17, 2023

pork eye 

Definitely something on urban dictionary

“You want pork eye, not pink eye”
“I got the pork eye man, stay away”

pork eye by Boomer, Okay April 19, 2023

pork eye 

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.

"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine

pork eye by rip_moochelle April 18, 2023

Pork Eye 

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

Pork Eye by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023

Pork Eye 

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.

Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.

Pork Eye by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023