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To have sexual intercourse with an orange.
I poringed the shit out of that orange.
poringe by smithboi69 May 20, 2009
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To go on a porn binge.
A:Dude, where were you last night?

B:Sorry man, I was on a poringe.
Poringe by Unceunce!! October 18, 2010

poringland 

A small village near Norwich. Very close to Framingham Earl and Upper Stoke, so much so that they form a large village together.

Commonly called 'Pozza' by the uneducated chav population in the area, the type who mingle with no purpose in bus shelters and other pointless areas.
I hear he lives in Poringland.

Ey Up ViCkY wHats Up iN pOzZa InNiT
poringland by anonamous99p June 11, 2006
A cute, pink blob-like monster in the MMORPG, Ragnarok Online. This is the weakest monster in the game, many players are fond of it because it is what most have leveled up on as a novice. Porings are also looters, meaning they swallow up any items they may find on the ground, and then drop them again once they are killed. Porings can also be kept as pets, and use their looting skill to pick up items for you.

There are also many stronger variations on the Poring, such as Poporing, Marin, and Drops, and the minibosses Angeling and Deviling. All of these can be found in Poring Heaven, two maps south and one map east of Prontera.
"Hey, that priest is mobbing Porings again? Lmao."
Poring by Barako May 26, 2006
A sad little jelly-like monster that is amazingly still not on the extinction list due to frequent mass murders done by Novices on Ragnarok Online. But they're secretly planing, for a day when everyone least suspects it, to gang up on all players and kill everyone!
Novice: Liek Die you fcuking poring! *pokes*

Poring: >=3 *eats Novice*

Novice: AHH IT BURNS!! ...
poring by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004
V- To spend vitrually all night looking at pornography and while looking at the pornography one natuarally masterbates.
The lonely high school boys pornge almost every night because they cannot get girlfriends.

"Hey Johnny what did you do last night?"
"Pornge."
"Wow. It sounds like fun."
"It is."
Pornge by daddyhateme11 April 3, 2009
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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