Porfi

Being a porfi is like acting a fool or something extremely stoopid to the point where its the best thing to describe something or someone.

Dont be such a fucking porfi.
Why is this ugly ass porfi looking at me.
I just porfied my math test today.
To porfi or not to porfi is the real question.

by SEVZX March 3, 2019

pleasing porcine

A compliment from a chubby chaser or mockery.

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!

by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

porginho

a penalty merchant who somehow placed top 3 in last years balon d’or voting.

I could easily save porginho penalties.

by Penaldo is finished February 27, 2022

podfic

FanFiction that is read aloud and then made available for download. Sometimes the author reads, other times friends or fans of the fic. Great while driving or in meetings! Often popular whilst tread-milling, jogging, etc. Lose pounds to podfic!

1) When the podfic gets to the hot parts, most listeners get steamy but some get embarrassed.

2) I want to make my own podfic but I'm frustrated cuz I wish I could sound more like may fave TV characters.

3) When I'm too busy to read porn, I turn on my podfic.

by Rose etta April 8, 2008

Pofiooz

Persian for asshole or prick. Usually used for cussing in serious situations and it's not taken as a friendly term.

Have you heard of David ? That pofiooz still owes me a hundred bucks.

by PersianNigga August 15, 2018

Poofiatis

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

by Iman T September 9, 2010

porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011