podfic

FanFiction that is read aloud and then made available for download. Sometimes the author reads, other times friends or fans of the fic. Great while driving or in meetings! Often popular whilst tread-milling, jogging, etc. Lose pounds to podfic!

1) When the podfic gets to the hot parts, most listeners get steamy but some get embarrassed.

2) I want to make my own podfic but I'm frustrated cuz I wish I could sound more like may fave TV characters.

3) When I'm too busy to read porn, I turn on my podfic.

by Rose etta April 8, 2008

Pofficial

(Adj.) Something as it pertains to the police, law enforcement, etc.

The suspect hid in the bushes and watched the pofficial car through the intersection.

by Bert Vaughn October 8, 2007

Podsicle

A digital device, especially an iPod, that has been left in a cold car in extremely cold weather, rendering its display useless. This is especially common among older generation electronics with black and white displays.

Passenger: Man it's cold!

Driver: I know right? It's gotta be like 2 degrees out right now!

Passenger: Dude, can I put on that new Shins album?

Driver: You might have to wait till it warms up in here, man. My iPod's probably a podsicle right now.

by Robert Merkle December 14, 2008

pooficiency

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace

Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!

by poo-minator March 11, 2015

pdfic

it's an adjective to describe the smell between a 12 year old French-Canadian prostitute's thighs

Holy cow Mavis, you're pdfic

by Rick Senor Cardgage III (not señor) March 31, 2004

podrick

A person, who has robotic and unemotional responses to human interaction. She/he doesn't get it. Clueless. Inability to interact with compassion for other people. An uncaring person is a podrick.

Jane said, "I love you" to her boyfriend and he said, "Thanks" What a podrick! self-centered

I asked Mike, "What do you think of this baby?" Mike said, " He has a large head." I expected that answer from a podrick.

by Grandma D December 3, 2013

pooficient

one who poops while doing other tasks.

Greg is the most pooficient person I've ever met! I mean just today he closed out a contract, approved all the back-logged changes, and gave me directions to the client all while taking a poop!

by biigsnook July 22, 2016