Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?
Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.
Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?
Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?
Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.
Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?
Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.
by VR6BDF March 14, 2019
by eatinbrisketsisasport February 26, 2006
The state of being trashed beyond anything you can imagine. You are in another world, where everything and every place has become a sandbox in which you wish to play. You will not remember names.. faces... or anything for that matter.; A blacked out state in which you do not plan to function in what society may consider normal, or even inebriated. You do as you please without conscience, morals, or anything coherent for that matter.
I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.
by TheOnlyErik October 12, 2007
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by Tawneh February 5, 2005
foriegner for 'put'
foriegner not as in sitting on your hand
until it goes numb
and then to procede to wring your rag.
foriegner not as in sitting on your hand
until it goes numb
and then to procede to wring your rag.
i poot on your belly. okay?
by featurelessface April 28, 2006