by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010
Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.
Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.
by Clay McHenry December 03, 2009
verb: In Counter-Strike: To be killed by a long range headshot from the Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol (alias TMP: typically a short range machine gun). Derived from the name "Pooter" which the TMP is often called because of the "Poot" noise it makes upon firing.
noun: Alias taken by legendary scoutzknivez player Pooted, co-founder of "Team Fat Bat Owns You".
noun: Alias taken by legendary scoutzknivez player Pooted, co-founder of "Team Fat Bat Owns You".
by holymofoz March 23, 2006
by JeanieXO October 21, 2009
Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?
Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.
Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?
Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?
Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.
Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?
Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.
by VR6BDF March 14, 2019
by Tawneh February 05, 2005
by mahaugher March 28, 2010