Pooted

To shit. When you plan on farting but something goes wrong.
Mom: What's that smell?
Lil' James: I pooted.
Mom: Boy in your new pants?
Lil' James: *shrugs*
by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010
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Pooted

Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.
Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.
by Clay McHenry December 03, 2009
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Pooted

verb: In Counter-Strike: To be killed by a long range headshot from the Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol (alias TMP: typically a short range machine gun). Derived from the name "Pooter" which the TMP is often called because of the "Poot" noise it makes upon firing.

noun: Alias taken by legendary scoutzknivez player Pooted, co-founder of "Team Fat Bat Owns You".
Pooted pooted (misc. player name here) with the pooter!
by holymofoz March 23, 2006
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Pooted

A more retarded way of saying Pooped.
girl 1: I pooted on your lawn!
girl 2: I'm calling the cops!
by JeanieXO October 21, 2009
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Pooted

Adjective. A car that is not clean, and has high mileage
Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?

Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.

Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?

Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.
by VR6BDF March 14, 2019
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Pooted

The action taken by 13 year old urban white males when they kill their first saber tooth tiger.
"Holy Crap Jared pooted! Did you see it?!"
by Tawneh February 05, 2005
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Poot Poot

Player 1: yo go grab the poot poot and head to C
player 2: Poot poot!
by mahaugher March 28, 2010
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