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Shelly's Law 

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.
Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."

Shelby's Mom

A large milf that likes to get it on nasty & aggressively.
Boy 1: "Man I just hit Shelby's mom"
2: "Damn!"
Shelby's Mom by Mm98 October 6, 2013

SHELBY'S KNEES 

A PERSON WHO HAS LITTLE OR NO KNEES OR STRAIGHT LEGS.
NORMALLY BEN FINGLAND'S GIRLFRIEND AND ARE NEVER VERY SEXY AT ALL.
UGLY AND STUPID, PEOPLE WITH SHELBY'S KNEES ARE ALSO KNOWN AS KINGS OR QUEENS OF VIRGINITY
SHE'S FLAT AND FAT AND SHE'S GOT SHELBY'S KNEES
LET ME LICK YOUR STRAIGHT LEGS OR SHELBY'S LEGS
SHELBY'S KNEES by teddypuppy February 27, 2017

Smelly Shelly

The name of your penis the next morning when you wake up to take a piss. You forgot you got anal the night before and the smell hits you like a “shit” ton of bricks.
Babe I am not sucking your dick before you get rid of that smelly Shelly.
Smelly Shelly by Iggy54 July 15, 2022

Shelby's Law 

Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.

It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes, and vise versa, with Nuns.
Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."
Shelby's Law by MoistCowboy August 5, 2010

Shelly Snipes

1.Companion of Blade (Demonic Burning Blade)
2.A yellow plumber who bops people
Shelly Snipes by Tarp bruh lol February 12, 2021

Shelley's boyfriend

a cool guy who has no need, and is too sexy for his sleeves
whoa check out Shelley's boyfriend, what happened to his sleeves?
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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