Poostalking 

When you come out of the bathroom with toilet paper clinging to some part of your clothing or self.

James was blissfully ignorant that he was poostalking into the board meeting.

Poostalking by SmyrnaSlim March 19, 2022

Pogostalking 

The act of adding someone as a friend on Pogo.com without that person's knowledge for the purpose of stalking them on the website.

Similar to Facebook Stalking

Hillary joined my monopoly game and I immediately knew she had been pogostalking me.

Pogostalking by Chinkgooker January 23, 2009

PodStalking 

To search all over ITunes, Libsyn, etc etc to find and listen to podcast interviews of your favorite author, celebrity, people, etc.

I have now listened to 4 new sci-fi/fantasy podcasts, on 2 different networks podstalking Neil Gaiman.

PodStalking by RavenHarte December 4, 2014

Pisstalking 

The act of talking or, being talked to when you are trying to take a piss

Could you let me finish pissin' then I'll talk to you
God I am not a big fan of Pisstalking

Pisstalking by Richard Ashley December 25, 2007

Podstalking 

Looking through someone's music playing device without them knowing.

I was podstalking Hunter the other day; he has some really weird music in his iPod

Podstalking by Dodecaheadron December 1, 2010

PoopStalking

Busting in on your husband in the bathroom just to hear his logs hit the water.

Mindy was poopstalking Tom while she was on the phone with me.

PoopStalking by Jinx411 October 13, 2019

Poopwalking 

When your dog drops a deuce and starts slowing walking around, with their back still arched, to drop a little more.

I thought my Shih Tzu was done when she dropped that human-sized turd, but she started poopwalking around to drop a few more giblets.

Poopwalking by LeadedBeast September 27, 2025