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PoopStalking

Busting in on your husband in the bathroom just to hear his logs hit the water.
Mindy was poopstalking Tom while she was on the phone with me.
PoopStalking by Jinx411 October 13, 2019
Words you can keep

Pogostalking 

The act of adding someone as a friend on Pogo.com without that person's knowledge for the purpose of stalking them on the website.

Similar to Facebook Stalking
Hillary joined my monopoly game and I immediately knew she had been pogostalking me.
Pogostalking by Chinkgooker January 23, 2009

PodStalking 

To search all over ITunes, Libsyn, etc etc to find and listen to podcast interviews of your favorite author, celebrity, people, etc.
I have now listened to 4 new sci-fi/fantasy podcasts, on 2 different networks podstalking Neil Gaiman.
PodStalking by RavenHarte December 4, 2014

Poostalking 

When you come out of the bathroom with toilet paper clinging to some part of your clothing or self.
James was blissfully ignorant that he was poostalking into the board meeting.
Poostalking by SmyrnaSlim March 19, 2022

Podstalking 

Looking through someone's music playing device without them knowing.
I was podstalking Hunter the other day; he has some really weird music in his iPod
Podstalking by Dodecaheadron December 1, 2010

Poopwalking 

When your dog drops a deuce and starts slowing walking around, with their back still arched, to drop a little more.
I thought my Shih Tzu was done when she dropped that human-sized turd, but she started poopwalking around to drop a few more giblets.
Poopwalking by LeadedBeast September 27, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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