Pooslut

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Someone who screws people, well, screws anyone she shakes hands with. Then, wen gettin screwed, she gets pooed on, or she lets her contents out on the unfortunate man underneath. For a proper example off poosluts - look at Germans.

"Whats that brown stuff on my chest bitch! Its warm an soft! Crap, no way has that slut just took a crap on me!"

Pooslut by James-dnt even giv my email 2 pedos April 13, 2004

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Absitively Posolutely

a switch up of positively absolutely, used in Oliver and Company, one of Walt Disney's greatest movies

Dodger - Once you get the beat you can do anything

Oliver - I can?

Dodger - Absitively Posolutely

Absitively Posolutely by Matt <Insert Last Name Here> March 14, 2009

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Pooslot

(noun)An indigenous method of agricultural farming in South East Asia. This method culminated the growth of HYV crops and malignant scopendicitis, a major cause of of what the african tribe, Mauhua call, Chiwibble. In order to acculumlate this crop, drilling must occur to the highest variety.

The Asian farmer awoke to find his pooslot had been drilled.

Dr Bakooba - The finest, crystal cut drills have been purchased to allow maximum penetration of these pooslots.

Pooslot by Jono Green, Shungre, Dennis Quade, Muel, Pete and associates. February 4, 2005

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Poo-Slut

A filthy biotch that takes it in the ass!

Buckwild is such a Poo-slut!

Poo-Slut by Whoa shamalama June 4, 2004

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poopslut

A Person Who engages in, or fantesizes about smearing fecal matter on themselves while being penetrated by two, or more other willing or unwilling participants. (Do not have to be human)

That Guy/girl is such a poopslut. Yeah lets go over to Him/Her, and kick them.

poopslut by The Dr. January 16, 2005

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Poopslut

In contrast to people who cannot pass a bowel movement on any toilet except their own, poopsluts can drop a deuce anywhere and at anytime.

I can't crap in a public restroom, but you can. You're a total poopslut.

Poopslut by Bernard the Neologist January 30, 2009

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poopslut

a slut that swims in poop

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poopslut by Kyle Pozsgai May 13, 2005

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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