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Absitively Posolutely 

a switch up of positively absolutely, used in Oliver and Company, one of Walt Disney's greatest movies
Dodger - Once you get the beat you can do anything

Oliver - I can?

Dodger - Absitively Posolutely

Absotively Posilutely 

A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.
Dodger: And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

Oliver: I can?

Dodger: Absotively Posilutely!

Absotively Posilutely 

A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".

This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"
Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)

apsitively posilutely 

a spin-off on the phrase "Positively Absolutely". By switching some of the letters you are given a new phrase which is either said intentionally or unintentionally by someone.
"That movie was apsitively posilutely awesome! We should go see it again sometime!"
apsitively posilutely by _*Tessa*_ February 16, 2008

possilutely 

coined by flanders on the simpsons:
a cross between possitively and absolutely.
usually used in conjunction with absitively. Absitively Possilutely
possilutely by Alex T. Grossi October 6, 2003

Absotively Posilutely 

Just like saying "Absolutely, Positively" but when you want to be weird and be like Hannah Montana, Disney Channel's brat pop princess.

Pr: Ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) Pos-e-lute-ly
Girl 1: You wanna go clubbing?

Girl 2: Absotively Posilutely!