Poorper

Poorper

A poorper is a person who cannot afford even the simplest things in life like new shoes or a 2 story house. Short for 'poor person'.

A poorper is usually found in the dodgy areas of town and his/her parents have worked all their lives and still cannot afford to move out.

Then, usually the father, starts to make 3 wheeler cars as a hobby. When the son/daughter grows up they continue the cycle and breed more poorpers.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy Gary last night?
Guy 2: Oh my god yes!
Guy 1: That dude was such a poorper!
Guy 2: I don't think that kid goes to school any more man.
Guy 1: Well he will just end up continuing the poorper cycle.
Guy 2: Yeah! Thing is though I think he is gay...

Poorper by Tysrus December 7, 2013

Poorper

A poorper is a person who cannot afford even the simplest things in life like new shoes or a multi story house even after a full working life because he/she does not save money or is in debt to a pay day loan company (Or bought something from Brighthouse). Short for 'poor person' it originated in North West England and has been used for quite a while, although it has not really moved away from its origins.

A poorper is usually found in the bad areas of town where people tend to live in council houses. Poorpers are usually people who refuse to actually make an effort to work and might claim benefits illegally. They may also be found in apartment buildings and other run down areas that make good use off the crappy surrounds to make cheap apartments/flats and rent them to poorer people.

When the son/daughter grows up they continue the cycle and breed more poorpers which is known as the poorper cycle. It takes one dedicated individual to break from this cycle because they HAVE to succeed despite their possible lack of support from family members or bad upbringing.

Poorpers usually drop out of school early before their exams and try to get a job without any experience. They may then go to a collage to study and depending on their dedication, succeed or fail. Poorpers usually spend most of their free time on computer games or browsing Facebook and despising more successful people, which is mostly everyone.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy Gary last night?
Guy 2: That dude was such a poorper!
Guy 1: That kid dropped outta school at the age of 14.
Guy 2: Well he will just end up continuing the poorper cycle.

Poorper by KetchupWithTomatoes December 7, 2013

phantom pooper 

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

phantom pooper by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

SHY POOPER 

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

SHY POOPER by benthered October 20, 2013

Pooper Flooper

A Booty ass Fortnite sweat who is 9 and hasn't seen grass before. There are numerous reports of Pooper Floppers going outside and screaming as they aren't used to the sun and because they are confused as to what grass is. they are usually seen at Walmart with fortnite clothing on and buying sweat pants daily as the washing machine won't clean their sweaty ass booty shit clothing fast as they can sweat and ruin their clothing.

Shut Your Booty ass up Elysia you Pooper Flooper

Pooper Flooper by Booty Ass kid July 4, 2021

Pooper Hot

When a woman finds a man so hot she would let him stick it in her pooper.

Woman: Oh my god! Did you see Nick? He's so hot I would let him do terrible dirty things to me. He's pooper hot.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.

Pooper Hot by Balloonchief April 22, 2011

Pooper noise 

Flatulence or the sound of gas escaping while defecating.

She thought he was cute until the moment in the elevator with the loud pooper noise.

Pooper noise by MishaMacaroons April 3, 2019