Poorice

Poorice can be whatever you want it to be. But there is a catch. Poorice can be whatever you want it to be, EXCEPT FOR POORICE. Poorice can be a noun, an adjective, a verb, an adverb, a metaphor, a simile... anything. It just can't be poorice.

"This cider tastes like poorice. Waaaaah."

Girl: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Friend: It makes your butt look poorice.

Confused: You say poorice can be whatever you want it to be...
Explainee: Except for poorice... :)
Confused: Yes. But what IS poorice?
Explainee: Whatever you want it to be, except for poorice :) duh.
Confused: BUT WHAT IS POORICE?
Explainee: Eurgh, give up.

Poorice by ghalighalinomnom April 26, 2009

Pootice 

A person who is mean and annoying

Brilynn is such a pootice.

Pootice by Chickenishood December 29, 2014

porice 

who asian mothers threaten to call when non-asian kids appear trick-or-treating at their doorstep

-it's halloween
-a French rooted boy walks up to the doorstep of a middle class house
-he rings the doorbell and when the door opens he yells trick-or-treat!

The Asian mother yells "If you don't weave, I swear I will caw the porice on you wetards!"

porice by Mikhayla December 26, 2007

Poorie

A derogatory term for poor people.

Who let these poories in here?

Poorie by Cosby October 22, 2004

Poriceum 

A large room or stage for display of armor.

Don't go into the poriceum without a tour guide!

Poriceum by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds September 25, 2022

Poorine 

Sweat which collects poo particles on the exit of the anus

Went for a run and damn I got some serious poorine going on.

Poorine by sir josip June 15, 2016

Poolice

Lice that infest in your butt hairs, and lays eggs in the anus. While you poo... out come the little baby maggot lice.

"Damn that bitch scratching her ass must have Poolice!"
"So your telling me these.., Poolice plant there eggs in my...?"
"Oh my god look at the Poolice in my shit!"

Poolice by Billy Bong Poolice HolyMotherfucker November 24, 2006