Pootice

A person who is mean and annoying

Brilynn is such a pootice.

by Chickenishood December 29, 2014

pootie do

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

by LaRhettie May 18, 2013

pootiegram

a gift of flatulence and/or odorous gas bestowed upon an individual while he or she is performing oral sex

He: "How's this, baby?"
She: "oh, that's good! I think I have a special delivery building up for you."
He: "Yeah babe, give it to me!"
She: (while ripping a loud fart) "Pootiegram!"

by Jen Johnson September 10, 2006

Pootie shickle

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.

A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.

by gaybija October 7, 2019

doodie pootie

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

by crickety April 6, 2010

pootiewooskie

A woman’s vagina that has an unpleasant odor.

That pootiewooskie smells like two hobos butt fucking in the desert.

by Realjohnayo December 12, 2018

Pootie Sauce

(n.) The wetness that a pussy produces during intercourse.

Damn girl, My dick is dripping with your pootie sauce.

by Bonk Treat July 13, 2010