1 definition by Billy Bong Poolice HolyMotherfucker

Lice that infest in your butt hairs, and lays eggs in the anus. While you poo... out come the little baby maggot lice.
"Damn that bitch scratching her ass must have Poolice!"
"So your telling me these.., Poolice plant there eggs in my...?"
"Oh my god look at the Poolice in my shit!"
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