Poorch 

Not rich

Friend 1: “You’re rich.”
Friend 2: Nah, I’m poorch.”

Poorch by jktvman January 6, 2023

poorch monkey 

A derogatory term for a black guy.

"Hey, look at those damn poorch monkeys dealing dope"

poorch monkey by EricDude April 28, 2008

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

Pit Pooch 

The pocket of fat that accrues on the area of women's arms right by the pit area. It is very noticeable in bathing suits and sleeveless dresses.

We need to re-take that picture. This time put your hand on your hip so we don't see your PIT POOCH.

Pit Pooch by RGP_SBL April 5, 2011

Pooichi

A name given to Shuichi Saihara (New Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony) by Miu Iruma.

Miu: Hey, Pooichi!
Shuichi: Pooichi?...

Pooichi by i-buki-mio-da December 8, 2020

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

screw the pooch by Anonymous June 5, 2003