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Poopyfarts 

A “poopyfarts” is typically a person with very stinky farts .. when they walk into the room typically you will smell the most horrid smell ever
Penis(born without a brain) with his back to the door *SMELLS THE SMELL*

Hey poopyfarts !
poopyfarts: Hii! how could you tell it was me?
Penis(born without a brain): uh i just guessed…
Poopyfarts by ppbwoab July 18, 2023

Captain Poopypants 

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.
CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

poopyfart 

When you pass gas within hours of taking a huge dump. The gas or fart smells of the feces, usually smells like raw shit.

A turd honking for the right-of-way.
Thomas was ready for his afternoon powershit, after hours of gas pains he finally passed a poppyfart to prime himself.

I finally let that poopyfart go that was being blocked by my morning shit.
poopyfart by Cbaker March 8, 2008

poopfartshartsex 

do you love poopfartshartsex yes
poopfartshartsex by pigisfood April 21, 2021

poopiefarts 

When one poopies whilst farting.
Honey!!! we gotta go home. I got the poopiefarts again and I didn't bring any spare TW's.
poopiefarts by Peter Billings June 14, 2008

Poopypants Jose

An evil creature that appears to be a total faggot. He can be seen at the cosmo class at trashabet. It is named for it's poop-like skin color. It also sucks in COD. Beware. Mario also broke his balls.
Bob: What's that weird thing in the lairs of trashabet?

Hunter: Poopypants Jose. I'm going hunting.
Poopypants Jose by Shliggus November 23, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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