by MayNineteen September 01, 2018

Not so fast, poopypants!
by enterthedavid March 03, 2005

When you poop in your pants and it stains your pants and starts to smear and leave marks on the floor.
5 year old son- mommy I pooped my pants and it's starting leak.
mother don't worry I'll get the baby wipes poopypants used in a sentence
mother don't worry I'll get the baby wipes poopypants used in a sentence
by Bobby Jones Flapjack the 356th June 02, 2018

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.
CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 10, 2007

An evil creature that appears to be a total faggot. He can be seen at the cosmo class at trashabet. It is named for it's poop-like skin color. It also sucks in COD. Beware. Mario also broke his balls.
by Shliggus November 23, 2010

Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019
