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poopfartshartsex 

do you love poopfartshartsex yes
poopfartshartsex by pigisfood April 21, 2021

poopiepants 

'Poopiepants' - The point at which you lose control of your bowles and slop a chocolate frog in your jocks. This can also fall under the catagory of 'Sharting'.
Dude I farted so hard shit came out! ewww you fucking SHARTED!
Don't put that fucking laxative in my beer again assholes! fucking shit my pants...
poopiepants by StiffieSteve September 13, 2005

poopfartsmiled 

you shart yourself
My mother has a friend named Eugene Grey. She has known him as long as I can remember. When I was younger he would come to my house and drink alcohol with my parents on occasion. One time he used my sippy cup and mixed vodka&&V8 juice in it. He left it in the living room on the coffee table. When I walked in from the kitchen I saw my cup and thought that it was mine and took the biggest sip, then started gagging. The taste was purulent. That was more than 11 or 12 years ago. I did not forgive him until I was about 11 years old. He always tried to make it up to me, I never gave in. I held a grudge against him for a very long time. But in the end, I forgave him when I understood that he took fault for his actions. To this day I will not drink V8 juice unless I see it being poured in to cup or if someone tries it before I do.

"that kid poopfartsmiled!"
poopfartsmiled by knappe95 February 27, 2009

poopiepants 

1) One who poops their own pants.
2) Someone that is being stupid.
Becca has brown streaks on her underwear because she is a poopiepants.

Meg and George Bush are poopiepants.
poopiepants by Joe Hiatt November 7, 2004

poopiefart

your mother was a hampster, and your father smely of elderberries.
I am a Poopiefart.

Poopyfarts 

poopyfarts is a person with stinky farts , they can be called a “fartmoney56” this is because their farts secretly have moeny in them.
Penis(born without a brain) : hey poopyfarts!
poopyfarts: hey!! *stinks up whole room*
Poopyfarts by ppbwoab July 18, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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