Poopy Purse

The act of shitting/sharting into a purse (usually a cheap one from a second hand store) and leaving it on the street next to a bar or porch prior to prime drinking hours (power hour or happy hour). Without blatantly watching, observe the sticky fingered pedestrians who snatch it up and to their great surprise, find it to be full of shit.

Power hour just doesn't sound like enough tonight, what should we do? Poopy purse ought to spice up the night.

Poopy Purse by thegreenestofpoo's April 19, 2018

poop purse surprise 

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

poop purse surprise by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

Poop Purse 

slang for a chick's ass

she dumped out her poop purse on the glass coffee table I was laying under

Poop Purse by Rod Fury May 18, 2006

Poop Purse 

another name for a chick's ass

she emptied her poop purse onto the glass coffee table I was under

Poop Purse by Rod Fury May 19, 2006

Poopy Pure Poop Head 

Someone who’s name is Alexa

I hate that dumb poopy pure poop head

Poopy Pure Poop Head by PooPooEEE May 17, 2020

Purse Poop 

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

Purse Poop by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022