Pooptip

Pooptip is usualy described as a penile issue after anal intercourse, where instead of the male genitalia being clean, it is instead covered in poop. Also, calling someone a pooptip is the highest form of insult and is put in simple words, calling someone a dickhead with poop on him.

N'dia begged for Adrian's pooptip, but alas, Kyle has already licked off all the excrement and squrmies.

by AdriantheDankest October 9, 2016

pooptificate

Pondering or thinking while taking a crap

Wife: Oh my god he's been in the bathroom a long time, what is he doing

Guy friend: leave him alone he's trying to pooptificate his next career move at work

by Tbass December 27, 2013

poopiphany

When one has a sudden insight into reality, or the meaning of life, whilst taking a poop.

Guys, I was sitting on the toilet, and realized that I didn't need a boyfriend to make me feel better. It was the best poopiphany yet!

by WhyNotFrampton June 2, 2008

pooptillion

A shit-ton amount of numbers, as Ryan Magee from SuperMega said it to be

"Pooptillion has to be a real number" -Ryan Magee from Supermegacast 191

by Mapipi Israelihahd May 19, 2020

Paranormal Pooptivity

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

Pooptimist

Like an optimist but not, you know what I mean?

Getting up and walking to get placed isn't really that hard, but I guess that's just I'm a pooptimist.

by Yayeet789123 January 3, 2019

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

by mr.poopter January 26, 2011