Poopipulate

(puːpɪpjəˌleɪt)
verb

1. To manipulate fecal matter with one's hands or by means of a tool, as through inspection, analysis, or curiosity.

2. Also, the noun "poopipulation", the act of poopipulating

"Some quick poopipulation will surely uncover that nickel I ate yesterday!"

"The strange gem-like sheen of Jeremy's shit spurred him to poopipulate it until his Mom got home and asked him what the fuck he was doing"

by notanyonethatdeservesattention August 21, 2013

Poopticulate

n. The material expelled from one's anus as a result of farting. Usually detected as a smell by another person.

Patrick (passing gas): man that felt good.
Josh: gross dude, I don't want all that poopticulate in my nose and mouth. Open a window.

by Dooshtastic March 24, 2009

poopulate

The act of dropping a deuce so large that it fills the entire bowl.

Man, I just poopulated that toilet something fierce, really, it was so big I thought I might name it for future reference.

by Petrodono November 14, 2005

Pooticulate Matter

Pooticulate matter is the term for microscopic particles of poo. When you smell a fart, it is because these poo particles have traveled through the air and attached to your nose hairs. This pooticulate matter to nose hair contact is what alerts you to the fact that someone has farted in your vicinity. This is commonly known as the "air-past-poo" fart that is much more aggressive and offensive than it's silent but deadly cousin. Even more disturbing, Pooticulate Matter has been known to cause pink eye if unleashed, unfiltered, on a pillow.

Chance gagged after the pooticulate matter reached his nose. Immediately he wondered if Tad had sharted, since this was much worse than a normal fart.

by Chance Haynesington III July 22, 2009

poopulate

verb; to populate a table with shitty data, often to make the associated statistics/metrics appear more favorable

I just poopulated the client sales metrics table. They should be much happier with the numbers now.

by upperleft June 1, 2018

Poopulate

Poo-pyoo-layt

1. (verb) To change from any form to the form of a dookie

1. Ryan, does corn poopulate?

by Zach Maron July 3, 2005

Pooticulates

Noun. Any sort of human fecal, or poo, matter that comes into contact with a different person's face. Can often lead to Pink Eye and other medical issues.

Matthew had to go to the hospital for pinkeye because he got Kellee's pooticulates in his eye.

by K.Rem.Iso. March 28, 2017