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poopiss

(1)Poopiss -Verb- to poopiss something is to curl into a ball and roll all over it, causing pain and anguish.

(2)Poopiss -Plural Noun- Poopiss is the plural form of poop.
(1) "You see that kid? He's poopissing Joe Blow. Man that's got to suck."

(2) "Five poopiss in a toilet, one jumped out!"
by Batmanley August 13, 2007
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Poopiss

v. The strange occasional sensation one gets when trying to hold in a pee pee, for as long as possible. The conundrum occurs when at that same time , you also develop the urge to drop a deuce , and there is a conflict of interest ... should I sit or stand? Usually you opt to piss first, as it’s been held in longer, so you stand there and piss and produce dangerous farts at the same time. Worst case scenario, you have to wipe the seat , wash your underwear with Clorox and mop the floor with Mistolin.
Ms. Pomponio had a terrible incident after Taco Bell with Gaptitude Bob. She had to explode and she ravaged the toilet seat and surrounding area with a series of loose stools and urination aka #POOPISS.
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Poopiss Kool-Aid

Marioo get me some Poopiss Kool-Aid!
by feggbzherhare May 2, 2021
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Making Poopies

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.
Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!
by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009
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poopist

When someone considers himself as a professional pooper, because he/she/it poops a lot.
„I‘m big poopist rn, almost clogged the toilet again, but this one was good.“
by chadster69 December 12, 2020
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Post Poo Piss

The process of urinating after an extensive bowel movement; PPP can occur regardless of urine passing initially, or at any time related to a particular toilet visit.

After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.
Human 1.) Are you still in the toilet?
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.
by Descendo January 12, 2010
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Poopies and Cream

When a male blows is load in a female's anus. Afterwards she takes a dump upon him thus sharting poopies and cream.
Last night after I fucked her she shart poopies and cream on me... what a bitch!
by Christopher Leonard Reid October 22, 2008
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