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A poopuss is a nasty twat that is brown and has stalagtites and smells like ass. This condition usually happens when the chick in question wipes from the back to the front instead of from the front to the back.
1) I went to chow down on her and I about gagged... she had a nasty case of poopuss.

2) Biotch, go wash that nasty poopuss before you come to bed...ya ho, ya.

3) When I looked at my face in the mirror in the morning, it looked like I been eating chocolate chip cookies last night, but it really came from a nasty case of poopuss.
poopuss by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
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I have no porpuss in life.
Porpuss by Gagshshshsu January 15, 2019
When a girl poops and wipes from back to front and gets poop all in her pussy.
that girls mother never taught her how to wipe, everytime she wipes she does a poopssy.
Poopssy by MelikaAlika December 11, 2009

PooPussy 

When a gurl has poop particles in her vagina, often only discovered after you pull out your dick and see the poop on it. usually results in an immediate limp dick.

This often is caused by women who wipe backwards, from back to front, dragging the poop from their ass into their vagina, hence PooPussy.
Dabbs: How was that fuck last night?

Big Daddy: Fuck man it was good at first till i pulled my dick out to switch positions and saw that my dick was covered in brown spots.

Dabbs: EWWWWW dog, home gurl got that poopussy
PooPussy by bosshoss23 November 27, 2011
1. An anal region that has residual fecal matter after defecation. This fecal matter persists even after repeated wiping, due to it being caught in hair or continuing to come out of the anus. If due to the latter, it is likely the defecation did not come out whole and was cut short.

2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.
1. Crap I have poopass. No matter how many times I wipe it is still poopy. I need to shower.

2. Husband: Hey hun!

Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?
poopass by Poopass1 May 9, 2009

Poopusher 

One who pushes poo, by using his penis inside an anal passage. Also know as a poofter.
I think Paul is a poopusher. I saw him looking at poopusher.com today
Poopusher by fuglyman November 3, 2008
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