poop sandwich

a delightful midafternoon snack in which excrements are spread between two oven-toasted buns and topped with a green olive and a "homemade cream sauce"

No one can make a poop sandwich like I can!

poop sandwich by Danny B September 7, 2003

poop sandwich

The term "poop sandwch" was taken from the line made famous by Kevin Burrows in the late 1970's. The term refers to a life filled with hard times.

Kevin Said, "Life is a poop sandwich and every day is another bite."

poop sandwich by Fellow Shrew May 12, 2008

Poop sandwich

When you wake up in the morning, hungover as f*ck, feeling like hell, and not even Chipotle can make it better. You probably had 10 shots, 3 long islands, 2 beer bongs, a Miller Lite you found on the sidewalk, an original Four Loko you've had stashed in your closet since College, a red bull, a tray of motzerella sticks, an entire large pizza that you dropped cheese-side down on your floor with ranch that's been sitting out since last week, and a few of those stray Jell-O shots that are in the drawer in your fridge that everyone always forgets about. You are a deluxe poop sandwich with a side of fries, my friend.

Courtney: "let's get Chipotle"
Emily: "I'm way too much of a poop sandwich to do anything today."

Poop sandwich by DJhousekitty July 1, 2015

poop sandwich

The act of defacating between two peices of rye bread, then topping it off with some fresh cum.

Guy 1: I'm so hungry

Guy 2: Want a poop sandwich?

poop sandwich by The Shit Chef February 26, 2011

Poop Sandwich No Bread 

The act of hitting a bowl and sucking ash into your mouth.

Haywood wanted last hit but ended up with a poop sandwich no bread.

Poop Sandwich No Bread by Juggy-E-Fresh June 16, 2009

cat poop sandwich

First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017

Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich

cat poop sandwich by JasonAdam January 20, 2018

Moosic Poop Pop Sandwich

Having someone fart and poo on a sandwich, spreading it like Nutella. Then adding jizz on it.

Someone sold me a Moosic Poop Pop Sandwich

Moosic Poop Pop Sandwich by Ggpoo June 1, 2026