Poop Whack 

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.

Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!

Poop Whack by 412Lobos September 3, 2021

poop whacker 

n. someone who is completely worthless and stupid; loser

"Stop being such a poop whacker and leave me along before i beat your ass"

poop whacker by ssdafanie April 21, 2004

poopwhacking 

taking to long to do something.
going poop and whacking it while you are there, thus taking to long with the poop.

he said he would be here in 10 minutes. its been 3 goddamn hours. dudes poopwhacking like i aint eva seen.

poopwhacking by slylawngnomes October 27, 2010

poopawhacka 

Poopawhacka is where need to take a turd & are running to the toilet, but you don't make it & shit yourself. Afterwards you whack the toilet in frustration.

After eating some bad curry, Sasha ran to the toilet but didn't make it & did a Poopawhacka

poopawhacka by Warren Gomble November 13, 2004

Poopshack 

The anus of a human being. booty ass pooper shit factory shitter

I'd like to lick her poopshack.

Poopshack by ... December 4, 2003

Poopshack 

Where I put it in your sister!

Hey dude I just gave it to your sister in the poopshack!

Poopshack by Precackulous December 4, 2003