poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

by El Kakador April 19, 2010

Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

poop nuts

I hate poop nuts

jimmy is so poop nuts

hate that bitch

by CookieForLyf January 23, 2024

pimp daddy poop nuts

It's when your friend Boneless poops and it gets all over his nuts.

Dam bro that shit was pimp daddy poop nuts

by Potfather September 12, 2019

poop nuts

when poop on nut

i just took a big shit and it smeared down the back of my fat nuts

POOP NUTS

by pingydingy November 08, 2023

poop nut

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.

*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.

I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.

by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023