Poop Nut 

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.

I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.

Poop Nut by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023

poop nut 

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.

*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut

poop nut by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

poop nuts 

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

poop nuts by El Kakador April 19, 2010

Poop nuts 

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

Poop nuts by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

poop nutbean 

Poop nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. It originated as a knock at the surname Nutbean (cheeky Brits chided at the name Nutbean since the reign of King Edward 1st, known as 'The hammer of the Scots') The joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. But of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named poop. Alas, poop nutbean was born.

Patrick - Poop nutbean! I forgot to pick up my little sister from school.

Ron - Shit man, you really poop nutbeaned this time.

poop nutbean by trisaratop May 4, 2011

poop nutbean 

A derogatory term that one exhales when they have fucked up, or the situation is fucked up. Poop nutbean typically replaces "shit" or "oh fuck" in public situations.

Flo - Your call is important to us, please hold...

You - Poop nutbean! As if I'll hold, dumb twat.

poop nutbean by coco111 December 5, 2010

poop nuts 

when poop on nut

i just took a big shit and it smeared down the back of my fat nuts

POOP NUTS

poop nuts by pingydingy November 8, 2023