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poop cock 

An extremely smelly condition of the penis, caused by extensive anal penetration. The condition may linger for up to 13 hours after sesation of aformentioned anal penetration.
Bud: Man dude, I got a wicked sick poop cock from that...from your sister, its been there for like two days and its giving me a headache!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!
poop cock by farting mike May 28, 2006
Words you can keep
generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex
Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.
poop-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003

Poop Cock Cum Sock 

Something that daddy sticks up my ass.
Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.
Poop Cock Cum Sock by Loadonmychode October 29, 2020

poop cock bitch 

the begining of the curtis park skatepark anthem;usually emphisized
Poop Cock bitch you got shit on your lips!

cock poop sundae 

take a shit on your bed, then rub ur dick between ur poop and sheets, then cum on top to complete the sauce
Hey man i dare you to swallow that cock poop sundae I left your mom..
cock poop sundae by Fly humper February 23, 2010

cock poop octopus 

A common greeting in certain cultures, but a very offensive expletive in others. Flip a coin.
"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"
cock poop octopus by Kancho Ron February 6, 2014

Poopcock 

A words that is said bringing society to its knees
You say peacock and no one bats an eye

you say poopcock and society goes waahhhhhhh
Poopcock by Peeoter November 15, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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