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Poonomancy

Poonomancy is the art and science of divining future events on the basis of the character and conformation of the female genitalia. Two schools of thought exist within the poonomantic community, the labiists and the vulvists, the former group arguing that only the labia majora and minora have prognostic value and the latter group arguing that the entire pudenda must be considered in discerning future events.
Chloe needed to know if her girlfriend was cheating on her, so she managed to obtain an imprint of her twat and consulted one skilled in poonomancy
Poonomancy by Poonomancer September 21, 2021
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poonancy 

Someone who seems to be PMSing all the time. They are always complaining, and everything has to be perfect.
Josh was being such a poonancy today, he was always PMSing.
poonancy by nick4tuna May 2, 2006
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poopomancer

A poopomancer is a poop type of summoner he is the strongest poop type of summoner he does poopnado and even more powerfull spells
BRUH lvl 420 poopomancer just destroyed an entire enemy team with a poopnado
poopomancer by ivicex July 12, 2020