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poon wagon 

Can be used to describe an automobile that either:

a.) Gets you tons of poon.
OR
b.) A ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.
a.) That kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.

b.) My poon wagon is in the shop again. I hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.

poon wagon 

a sexual or romantic bandwagon; to be on the poon wagon means to be in a relationship or simply getting tons of ass. Typically a phrase used towards males.
Rodney: Hey man you've been hitting on her for weeks, just hop on the poon wagon already.
poon wagon by BallsDeepInVaseline September 29, 2011

Poon Wagon 

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.
"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"
Poon Wagon by Martinez53 October 24, 2008

Poopwagon 

A device to keep poop from smearing on the bottom of the toilet. It carries the poop along the toilet and down smoothly without leaving traces behind thus eliminating any evidence. The poopwagon is accomplished simply by placing a long strip of toilet paper in the water vertically before pooping.
I rode the poopwagon in the bathroom because I didn't want anyone at work to know it was me who had just pooped.
Poopwagon by Megan B August 21, 2007

poontagonist 

The object of one's sexual desire/frustration who lends to the overall dramatic plot of one's own carnal existence. Can be used in fictional or real-life terms.
Stumpy: 'Dat prop Estella Havisham in "Great Expectations" is merely da poontagonist of Phillip; had he shagged dat fine bitch-ass he'd of moved on to all dem ripe artshop ho's who be wantin' on him and wulda neva looked back!

Butch: You've never appreciated Dickens' work.
poontagonist by Last-droP May 14, 2008

poowagon 

a girls rear end thats bumpin
did you see how sally was dragging that poowagon
poowagon by Wayback May 5, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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