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A playful term used to describe someone who is behaving in a silly, stupid, idiotic, or dumb manner that doesn't make sense to anyone else.
"What the fuck are you talking about you poon toon?"
Poon Toon by Vanillra September 15, 2020
catroon porn, usually knows as hentai
yo stop by the house, i got some toon poon we can jack off to
toon poon by Anonymous March 18, 2003
SOJU: So what you up to doublenotch?

Doublenotch: hitttin up dat toon poon 8) aint nothin better!!
Toon Poon by Hootietheepic December 16, 2010

poontoon 

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females
1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
poontoon by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

Poontoon 

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.
"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"
Poontoon by AA01 April 19, 2012

Poontoon 

A PONTOON BOAT FULL OF SEXY WOMEN AND A SOLITARY MALE PARTYING IT UP.
Ever since Lance got the Poontoon, the ladies hit him up non-stop to party.

Parker, Arizona is the perfect place for pastie clad hot chicks to party on Lance's Poontoon.
Poontoon by Salviprincess June 2, 2017