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poon-tangler

noun
1.someone who gets in the way of you getting poon.
2.someone who steals your poon from you.

synonyms: cock-block
antonyms: wingman.
I was about to hit it with Maria but Johnny told her that I had crabs and now she won't come close to me!. He's such a poon-tangler.
poon-tangler by Cpt. Broseph Funk January 12, 2008

poon-tangled 

"I really wanted to go to dinner lastnight, but I got all poon-tangled. "
poon-tangled by poon doc January 24, 2014

poontangle 

A difficult situation involving more than one lady.
Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.

Poontangled 

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
Poontangled by Houdini91 May 21, 2019

poontangler 

1. He or she that tangles with poon. See poon.
2. Slang term for parasitic poon insect,i.e.: crotch critter, crab, etc.
Submit to me you hussy! For I am the POONTANGLER !!!
poontangler by JOE HUFF January 27, 2005

Poontangle 

I'll bet that European chick has a massive poontangle.
Poontangle by Mr_Snobes November 29, 2011