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poon spoon 

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The penis of a man with successful female relations.
I slammed my poon spoon in the door!
poon spoon by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008
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Poon Spoon 

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your cock
I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!
Poon Spoon by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018
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Poon Spoon 

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A Pseudonym for a penis
"I'm gonna destroy that hoe wid mah Poon Spoon"
Poon Spoon by Frazzle Dazzle May 8, 2014
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Wet Poon Spoon 

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Wet Poon Spoon is when someone spoons there tongue and sticks it in a willing poon hole.
"Hey baby, do you want me to wet poon spoon your snatch?"
Wet Poon Spoon by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007
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Wet Poon Spoon 

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When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
Wet Poon Spoon by Srosro December 15, 2018
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spoon poon 

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Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.

Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.
"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."
spoon poon by Jazzual August 27, 2011
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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