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Poon Scoon 

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon
1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.
Poon Scoon by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009

Poon Scooner

A person be it Male or Female who is in search of sex or a sexual encounter of some sort.

Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.
Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.

Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.
Poon Scooner by Spazet May 16, 2011

Poonspoon 

Spooning a women from behind and inserting the willy to the vag.
Jef: Honey, darlin, babey, I wanna poonspoon you all night!

Sally: Ok, but dude I know your gonna slip again and end up in my ass.

Jef: Even better for me

Sally: Your a fucktard

Jef: I'll be fuckn' a tard in a minute.

Sally: Babe you can always cum in my back door, Let's Due et!
Poonspoon by wolfdog8mysoul2wicw/nuts November 25, 2009

POONCOONK 

To have a child under 10. Look at you and call you an idiot without using the word idiot.
You pooncoonk, you stepped on my doll.
POONCOONK by Dwayne Gibbs May 15, 2008

poonsoon 

a poonsoon is a poo so epic it is like a monsoon of pooey water and wee spinning in a uncontrollable vortex right beneath your bottom.
holy shit that was one massive poonsoon!
poonsoon by arjaca November 19, 2011

Poonscoon 

When you shove your nose in a girls pussy and sneeze. You have succeeded when she screams bloody mary
Dude last night I poonscooned a girl
Poonscoon by Coxxxxxxx February 28, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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