You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.
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Get the Pool noodle mug.When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.
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They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
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Get the pool noodles mug.When a male inserts his erect penis into his own anus and blows a load, exerting an outward force so strong it shoots out of his mouth, similar to a pool noodle.
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Get the Pool Noodle mug.The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.
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