Pool noodled 

You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.

Did you hear what happened to Austin? His girl pool noodled him and it got in his eye.

EWWW!

Pool noodled by PostMacone May 22, 2018

Pool noodle 

Being thrown around in bed light a wet weightless pool noodle

Jason Momoa can pool noodle me anytime.

Pool noodle by Barbiegorl December 3, 2022

Pool Noodle Ejaculation 

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

Pool Noodle Ejaculation by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

pool noodles 

A colored foam cylinder that is required for all activities, whether it's for locating people at a faire, beating unsuspecting individuals, relieving stress, or just looking ridiculous they are highly adaptable.

They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.

Dude where are the pool noodles at?

pool noodles by Notcarter April 1, 2019

Pool Noodle 

When a male inserts his erect penis into his own anus and blows a load, exerting an outward force so strong it shoots out of his mouth, similar to a pool noodle.

Bro 1: Yo bro, you tryna come over and blow some pool noodles?
Bro 2: HELL FUCKING YES

Pool Noodle by Little Debbie! February 12, 2019

Pool noodle 

The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.

I was on pcp and ended up giving her a pool noodle

Pool noodle by Gorb May 26, 2020

toaster bunny pool noodle 

a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian

If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle

toaster bunny pool noodle by nev April 15, 2005