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Pool noodled

You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.

Did you hear what happened to Austin? His girl pool noodled him and it got in his eye.

EWWW!

by PostMacone May 22, 2018