nev's definitions

norks

pair of breasts that grabs attention. not always attractive can also be unusual in shape or size.

"Holy shit man, check out that fine ass bitch's norks for fucks snakes! She'd get it" or "No way man, look at those saggy norks on that fat cunt eating a pie over there! oiiii,who ate all the pies ya fat bitch"!

by NEV April 11, 2005

toaster bunny pool noodle

a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian

If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle

by nev April 15, 2005

ugly headidis

when one is so ugly that their head gives off rays of ugly

her head was so large and ugly that when the friend walked past the ugly bounced off and made the friend just as ugly therefore, she had caught ugly headidis

by NEv August 4, 2015

fyc

vulg. sl.: General exclamation indicating disbelief, boredom, etc., at someone overweight.

You reckon Arsenal are going to win? Fuck you chubby!

by Nev November 9, 2003

Fax from Darmstadt

Euphemism for laying a cable or log. Darmstadt literally translated from German is "intestine city".

"I'll be back in 10 minutes - I have to deal with a fax from Darmstadt"

by Nev November 19, 2003

rank

Another word for gross or mingin

Bloody hell that dog is rank

by Nev April 30, 2004

Carlos Barat

Carl has nice hair

I like his hair

by nev May 12, 2004