A colored foam cylinder that is required for all activities, whether it's for locating people at a faire, beating unsuspecting individuals, relieving stress, or just looking ridiculous they are highly adaptable.
They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
by Notcarter April 02, 2019
by FunP4President December 03, 2022
Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.
by labraptor December 03, 2022
by Barbiegorl December 03, 2022
When a male inserts his erect penis into his own anus and blows a load, exerting an outward force so strong it shoots out of his mouth, similar to a pool noodle.
by Little Debbie! February 12, 2019
The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.
by Gorb May 26, 2020
You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.
by PostMacone April 05, 2018